Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when youâre in a better frame of mind
He colored deep space a soft yellow
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sk
Thereâs an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isnât it
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
I am never at home on Sundays
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldnât do something
Red is greener than purple, for sure
Mary plays the piano
Iâve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
The tree fell unexpectedly short
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard