She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
- He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there.
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasnât yet returned it
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
The hummingbirdâs wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder
Itâs never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach
Their argument could be heard across the parking lot
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out
She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning
If you spin around three times, youâll start to feel melancholy