Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit
So long and thanks for the fish
I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf
I’d rather be a bird than a fish 
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
Be careful with that butter knife
It must be five o’clock somewhere
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense
It’s never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable