Itâs never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts
Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana
Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
Just because the water is red doesnât mean you canât drink it
Too many prisons have become early coffins
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides
Although it wasnât a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home