Itâs always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
She thought thereâd be sufficient time if she hid her watch
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant
The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof
He colored deep space a soft yellow
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin