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The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break

Erin accidentally created a new universe

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either

The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled

As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs

Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp

Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared

He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand

She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go

He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there

I trust everything that’s written in purple ink

The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery

Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people

Some bathing suits just shouldn’t beIron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals

She folded her handkerchief neatly