The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break
Erin accidentally created a new universe
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand
She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go
He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there
I trust everything thatâs written in purple ink
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
Some bathing suits just shouldnât beIron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
She folded her handkerchief neatly