It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side.
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection
Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears
You bite up because of your lower jaw
Mary plays the piano