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It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick

This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat

It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break

He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side.

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon

The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him

Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal

He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection

Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems

The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms

It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs

He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears

You bite up because of your lower jaw

Mary plays the piano