His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
It isnât difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
Itâs important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlicHer fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
He wasnât bitter that she had moved on but from the radish
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
Donât step on the broken glass
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest
Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer