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Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition
The door slammed on the watermelon
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
He liked to play with words in the bathtub
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected
It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did
We’re careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they’re fruit
The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn’t consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
There are no heroes in a punk rock band
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
Garlic ice-cream was her favorite