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100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine

She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels

It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self

She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath

This book is sure to liquefy your brain

It’s always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun

At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense

She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference

He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat

We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle

She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness

They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night

The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed

He wasn’t bitter that she had moved on but from the radish