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They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time

He liked to play with words in the bathtub

The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail

The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused

It’s never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts

He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it

Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared

You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains

Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine

If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute

It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy

When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed

The memory we used to share is no longer coherent

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat

Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine

He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake

Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy

Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was