Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
If I donât like something, Iâll stay away from it
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
She advised him to come back at once
Combines are no longer just for farms
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
He swore he just saw his sushi move
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue
It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor