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He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea

You bite up because of your lower jaw

Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men

The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall

People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying

Purple is the best city in the forest

The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact

There’s a reason that roses have thorns

She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor

Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic

Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children

At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer

He shaved the peach to prove a point

The virus had powers none of us knew existed

He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes

I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches

He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength

The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean