Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
Iâve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet
In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
I canât believe this is the eighth time Iâm smashing open my piggy bank on the same day
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with