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Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding

Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today

I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine

Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet

In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library

Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion

He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair

The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened

It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did

To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected

She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with