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David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it

Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale

The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected

The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm

He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class

She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor

More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July

There’s no reason a hula hoop can’t also be a circus ring

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us

Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time

For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn’t consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency

As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy

Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all

I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see

Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use