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The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter

Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy

Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night

There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs

Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen

She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses

I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic

Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal

He didn’t heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well

She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach

I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one

It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back

People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose