Itâs never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
He looked behind the door and didnât like what he saw
Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
his seven-layer cake only had six layers
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon
He dreamed of eating green apples with worms
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
He colored deep space a soft yellow
I am never at home on Sundays
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable