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It’s never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head

He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw

You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck

The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well

his seven-layer cake only had six layers

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon

He dreamed of eating green apples with worms

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining

He colored deep space a soft yellow

I am never at home on Sundays

Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso

There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet

He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed

There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable