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The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out

He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell

Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be

They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head

When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier

He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server

Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus

  1. Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on.

Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic

He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him

Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow

The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner

Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

He appeared to be confusingly perplexed

The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm

He swore he just saw his sushi move

He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles