The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when youâre in a better frame of mind.