Flying fish flew by the space station
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
Iâve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
Strawberries must be the one food that doesnât go well with this brand of paint
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
Excitement replaced fear until the final moment
Rock music approaches at high velocity
I may struggle with geography, but Iâm sure Iâm somewhere around here
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
I canât believe this is the eighth time Iâm smashing open my piggy bank on the same day
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah 
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion
On a scale from one to ten, whatâs your favorite flavor of random grammar