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Flying fish flew by the space station

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history

I’ve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me

The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn’t go well with this brand of paint

Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available

Excitement replaced fear until the final moment

Rock music approaches at high velocity

I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her

When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day

He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement

The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air

You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah :heart_eyes:

He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid

The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused

The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion

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