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When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language

The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough

The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable

She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses

All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do

There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it

The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor

You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck

She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled

Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available

I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

  1. As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July