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The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them

The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail

Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat

There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae

The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars

Flash photography is best used in full sunlight

She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night

She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses

Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home

The external scars tell only part of the story

Yeah, I think it’s a good environment for learning English

There are few things better in life than a slice of pie

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone

Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on

He didn’t heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well