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Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers

The secret code they created made no sense, even to them

They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory

Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup

Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow

I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone

Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day

Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair

Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did

Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion

She looked into the mirror and saw another person

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks

They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones