He was the only member of the club who didnât like plum pudding
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by
The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough
Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
She looked into the mirror and saw another person
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldnât do something
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
I want to buy a onesie⊠but know it wonât suit me
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about
It isnât difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
I canât believe this is the eighth time Iâm smashing open my piggy bank on the same day