KIK @ PURPLEQUEEN4U
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself
I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else’s fire
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in
Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race
The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
Garlic ice-cream was her favorite
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
Greetings from the real universe
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive
Flash photography is best used in full sunlight
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc