The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side
Warm beer on a cold day isnât my idea of fun
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didnât consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish
Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out.
She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go
He didnât want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway