The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the chalkboard
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Dannyâs head by mere millimeters
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup
There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
Thereâs a message for you if you look up
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food
It isnât difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didnât think about the equator
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone