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I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby

Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude

We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines

Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof

He didn’t heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup

100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine

Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession

I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief

Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled

The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance

He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey

They were excited to see their first sloth

I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent