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Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about

The old apple revels in its authority

When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them

It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety

The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables

She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon

25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment

The father died during childbirth.

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships

I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout

The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc

Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup

There’s a reason that roses have thorns

People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food

He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell

He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then

He liked to play with words in the bathtub

Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal