19FKik@ purplequeen4u
So long and thanks for the fish
He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle
She saw the brake lights, but not in time.
They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda
I checked to make sure that he was still alive
Don’t piss in my garden and tell me you’re trying to help my plants grow
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something
Combines are no longer just for farms
Two more days and all his problems would be solved
The external scars tell only part of the story
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie
Strawberries must be the one food that doesn’t go well with this brand of paint