She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
I am never at home on Sundays
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
He didnât want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic.
I may struggle with geography, but Iâm sure Iâm somewhere around here
I covered my friend in baby oil
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade