He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodleâs disappearance
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
He didnât understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
I want a giraffe, but Iâm a turtle eating waffles
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasnât for his stupidity
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
When money was tight, heâd get his lunch money from the local wishing well
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear