The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when youâre in a better frame of mind
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
Today is the day Iâll finally know what brick tastes like
Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
The elephant didnât want to talk about the person in the room
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts
He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
The familyâs excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home