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It’s important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears

The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf

his seven-layer cake only had six layers :smile:

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool

The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler

The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead

You bite up because of your lower jaw

He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw

She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a differenc

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history

It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday

The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate

It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant

The llama couldn’t resist trying the lemonade

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar