kik@purplequeen4u
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When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.
The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one
There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey
Weather is not trivial - it’s especially important when you’re standing in it
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana
- As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones