Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat
The hawk didnât understand why the ground squirrels didnât want to be his friend 
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield
Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there
All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat
The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding