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Weather is not trivial - it’s especially important when you’re standing in it

Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding

Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk

They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly

It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment

Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

The external scars tell only part of the story

When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard

There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room

They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory

I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert

It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors

The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer

He didn’t heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well

She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach

I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine