My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
The water flowing down the river didnât look that powerful from the car
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
Thereâs probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
You have every right to be angry, but that doesnât give you the right to be mean
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
his seven-layer cake only had six layers
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams