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The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known

I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn’t think about the equator

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street

Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp

The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer

She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night

To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected

The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms

She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do

Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession

Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety

Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food

The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance