I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake
She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
She couldnât understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname was
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door