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Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
- Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard.
- She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath.
Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day
- It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.
- Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.
She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters
She always speaks to him in a loud voice
The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the chalkboard
Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression