It must be five oâclock somewhere
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
Thereâs an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isnât it
Homesickness became contagious in the young campersâ cabin
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
Itâs difficult to understand the lengths heâd go to remain short
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso