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It must be five o’clock somewhere

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it

Homesickness became contagious in the young campers’ cabin

The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge

You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm

She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude

It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining

It’s difficult to understand the lengths he’d go to remain short

Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet

Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso