The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
Thereâs no reason a hula hoop canât also be a circus ring
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since thatâs where the people are
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodleâs disappearance
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers