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The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery

Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley

He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number

The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue

Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history

I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward

There’s no reason a hula hoop can’t also be a circus ring

He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use

Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole

Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that’s where the people are

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello

The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers