19f cali KIK/SNAP @ ALEXAEVANSSSS add me to buy!

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent

You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle

He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled

The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears

Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet

Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers

The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me

He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes

He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then

Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should