Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle
Heâs in a boy band which doesnât make much sense for a snake
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish
I want to buy a onesie⌠but know it wonât suit me
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses heâd used until then
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should