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Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine

I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf

Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow

Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students

The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood

She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning

There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was

The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us

Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping

As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs

They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos

He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength

The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well

In that instant, everything changed

He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter

The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward