When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her
There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae
Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance
Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello
Red is greener than purple, for sure
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
The old apple revels in its authority
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it