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When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed

The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her

There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae

Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood

The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience

Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance

Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello

Red is greener than purple, for sure

The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks

The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it

The old apple revels in its authority

Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic

They improved dramatically once the lead singer left

Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it