Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on 
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
erry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream
On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite flavor of random grammar
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
The external scars tell only part of the story

Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side