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Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon

The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other

Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire

The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity

Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on :innocent:

The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused

Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared

erry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream

On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite flavor of random grammar

The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

The external scars tell only part of the story :laughing: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible

There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days

He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail

Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available

He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side