I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
Weather is not trivial - it’s especially important when you’re standing in i
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
The virus had powers none of us knew existed
When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else’s fire
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
Situps are a terrible way to end your day
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
There are no heroes in a punk rock band
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds