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Peach is peaching in the peachers outlet for peaches
They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food
The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise