There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasnât one of those days
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future
Iguanas were falling out of the trees
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
He liked to play with words in the bathtub
On a scale from one to ten, whatâs your favorite flavor of random grammar?
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
I want to buy a onesie⌠but know it wonât suit me
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available